
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Lest you think it's always raining

Backcountry
I saw more caribou, wolf, and bear tracks than human. Besides being easy walking, river bars are great for finding tracks. It's a major wildlife highway. Here's some wolf and bear tracks. 
I found a nice campsite and took an afternoon nap (which coincided with an afternoon rain). I got up around 1930 and went walking down river some more. I went another mile and a half or so before I got hungry and came back to camp for grub. I was happy to find my BRFC (bear resistant food container) unmolested and my fuel can unpunctured by curious bear fangs. The rain had held off during my post nap hike, but it started coming down while I was cooking. In bear country, it's not like you can sit all warm and dry in your tent with the stove in the vestibule. I was 200 yards from my tent, cooking on the river bar without any shelter so I had a good 360 view of any approaching grizzlies. I didn't see any bears and I ate some lovely, warm, Pad Thai. I crawled into bed by 2300 hours or so and slept peacefully all night. I noticed it was a little chilly and in the morning the mountains had a fresh dusting of snow on the tops. I know, it's July. I was lucky the snow wasn't on my tent!
The weather the first day might have been drizzly and damp, but I woke up to only partly cloudy skies. I had to strip to a t-shirt during breakfast because the sun was making me hot. My boots were only damp from all the river crossings of the day before, but I'd taken three pairs of dry socks, so I was ready for more.
I had a lovely hike back and it didn't cloud over again until I was almost home. And the mosquitoes Alaska is famous for? I saw two last night. And I killed them both.
Thursday, July 17, 2008
Complaints
The bus drivers are complaining that Rangers are speeding on the park road. My boss has informed us that their complaints will affect our performance evaluations. That's great.
I think I'm going to start pulling buses over for speeding. Except for one thing. I don't have radar and the speed limit is 35 mph (for most of the road). When you come across a bus going 35 mph around a corner it looks like it's going really fast. But I doubt they're speeding. Just like me.
It's nice that the boss is so quick to threaten us with bad performance appraisals based on nothing more than opinions. I don't write tickets based only on my opinion. I have to have something to back it up.
I guess I'm not going to get a good performance evaluation. And that's lame, because I'm really careful driving on this road.
Soon to be homeless
When I took this job, my boss said my chances of getting park housing were pretty good. I should have known not to trust him.
My job is kind of tricky. It's a required occupancy position, but only May to September. If it were required occupancy all year round, this wouldn't be a problem. The park would provide the housing and I wouldn't have to worry.
The house I was hoping to get (and that my boss said I would get) is going up for bid. The bidding process is where every permanent park employee who wants to live there, submits a form. The housing officer picks who gets the housing based on how much money they make. The last time the house came up for bid it was given to a GS-5, but another guy put in for it then. I recently learned that he'll probably bid on it again. And he'll probably get it because he makes less than I do. That's fine, good for him. It's a great deal. $660 a month includes utilities and one nice roommate with a fairly well behaved dog. Even a garage.
Compare that to nearby rental prices. Eight miles away is the closest community. Gas is over $5.00 a gallon. The price of a rental cabin (without running water) is between $700 and $900 a month. Plus electricity and fuel oil. Fuel is the big one. It gets cold around here in the winter time and fuel prices are astronomical. And where would I shower?
I don't know how I can afford to work here.
Thursday, July 10, 2008
Summer!
While I was gone, there were some big changes at the Park. The most substantial one was the appearance of green things. Leaves. Flowers. Grasses. On June 14th, when I left, the leaves had just barely started to unfurl and plants had raised tiny hesitant sprouts. There was also snow while I was gone, but luckily, summer came anyhow. I didn't miss it, it waited for me.
Also, while I was away, my ambulance came back from the shop and my long guns came in! Brand new, out of the box... they're beautiful. An AR15 A2 and a Remington 870 with an adorable flashlight mounted right on it. I also got 6 never been used before magazines for the AR. I go to the range on Sunday to break everything in. I also came back to birthday cards. Stacks of them. And one of my mom's friends from the cheese state even sent me a box of cheese and sausage! A very nice treat since I'm over 2 hours from a grocery store. People would get upset if I tried to hunt my own sausage out here. It was fantastic to come back home to all those cards!
Asters and dwarf fireweed. There are flowers everywhere! It's nice to be back.
Where in the world...
This is the Cape Hatteras Lighthouse, the tallest in the country. I had the most ridiculous medical call at the top of it. It was dispatched as an unknown medical problem. Another Ranger, a guy from the rescue squad, and I all charged up the stairs inside the stuffy, hot, lighthouse. We were met by the "patient" about halfway up. He'd choked on some water, but, unsurprisingly, was fully recovered. My eyes got big and my mouth snapped shut before I said something unprofessional as I panted and dripped sweat from every pore. When I wasn't trotting up the lighthouse for fun, I was watching the beach closures and chatting with fishermen and women. People there are pretty ticked at all the beaches being closed, but I was surprised that only one person called me a rude name. I thought it would be a daily, if not hourly occurrence. I staked out some of the closures and ran around with borrowed night vision goggles (which was cool), but my prey was pretty sparse. I only found a couple people actually in the closures.
I had one day off while I was there. After 14 days, I decided to ask for a break. I went fishing and caught this little guy. It's a flounder. One of the guys I met there took me out on his boat. We had a great time fishing and clamming. We found 31 clams and made a nice Hatteras style chowder. I got a sunburn, as usually happens when I do anything outside. You may wonder how I managed that when you see me in that hat and long sleeved shirt. I foolishly didn't keep that shirt on the whole day. Swimming around after those cleverly hidden clams, I was in my swim suit and my poor back got scorched. But it was worth it; they were tasty clams.
By Independence day I was a little bored with watching the beach closures so I decided to get a drunk driver. How hard could it be? People are allowed to drive onto the beaches. They're allowed to drink (although there's a NC law against drinking spirituous liquor and fortified wines in public) on the beach. Do they finish their beer before they leave the beach? No. Do they drink responsibly so they won't drive away still buzzed? No. I could've gotten a drunk driver everyday if I'd wanted to. I would have, but I figured I should spend most of my time doing what they were paying me to do (watch the birds).
It was a nice case, the fellow I got. A bunch of charges. I think I'm the only temporary ranger to arrest anyone, but the bosses didn't mind. In fact, they seemed happy. One of the district rangers said if I ever get tired of Denali he'd love to see my application. He even offered to have me work at Cape Hatteras during my furlough. It's nice to have options like that and I'm glad I made a good impression. I think because they were happy with my work, they let me go up in the plane. Another Ranger went, he was counting cars on the beaches. I just tagged along to take pictures. Here's one.








