Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Felony stupid

When you have a suspended license and your friend has a felony warrant, don't go asking the park ranger for a jumpstart.

Just some practical advice for the criminally retarded.

My favorite line of the whole incident was mine. "Quit squirming or you're going to the ground." Alas, it worked, so there was no need for a takedown or a tasing.

2 comments:

SapphireBullet said...

you are my hero!

Officer "Smith" said...

Just goes to show, run EVERYBODY out.

Oh, and I'm sorry you didn't get to "jump start" your suspect...

Taser Taser Taser!!!